Kinky: One Afternoon When Barbie Wanted To Join The Military= I picked this story form Kinky because it appeared to be the most masculine choice, which I assumed would be more interesting for me than the other choices.
“GI Joe, seeing their plan was a mistake, asked her to return his clothes, making Barbie promise not to tell anyone. As she slipped back into her classic baby blue one piece swimsuit, she realized this would be her second secret. She couldn’t tell about the time she posed nude for Hustler.”
I thought this quote was funny because Barbie decides to join the Military and since Mattel says that she cannot get a military outfit, she is forced to borrow GI Joe’s. After realizing she cannot harm any opposing enemies, she gives up. It is a funny story and has color throughout it with examples that she posed for Hustler and that Barbie was grateful for Ken’s flatfeet. This relates to the first paragraph in Chapter 3 of Barbie’s Queer Accessories, “Barbie has acquired many new adult accessories in recent years. A few have actually “played Barbie” by playing Barbie, either for love, like Cynthia Jackson, or for money, like Lori, form southern Indiana, who had little use for Barbie until the early 1980’s, when she wound up supplementing her college money by impersonating Barbie for Mattel in local shopping-mall fashion shows…. They didn’t want a girl who looked great in a Barbie outfit, but when she took it off, the things that she liked to wear were short shorts and a tank top and a cigarette hanging out of her mouth.” I believe this relates to my reading from Kinky because it talks about the changes in Barbie’s accessories. When Barbie wants to join the military, she is looking for a different image through different styles of clothing. She didn’t want to look like her usual self. This quote speaks out against the Barbie norms.